- Karen Roe: Oh. You just took 10 years off my life
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: It is 1 o'clock in the morning, I have been worried sick, where have you been?
- Karen Roe: I'm sorry- I was just
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You know the rules if you are not home by midnight you call
- [Laughs]
- Karen Roe: [sarcastic] ha ha ha, I really hope I don't sound like that. When did you get home?
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: About 5 minutes ago
- Karen Roe: [looks at her watch] Well then we are both grounded
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Clearly a rookie mom, next time try sneaking though the window.
- Brooke Davis: Let me guess: one of your friends-with-benefits hoes didn't wanna pay her deductible?
- Felix Taggarro: Gross. That's my sister.
- Brooke Davis: Wait, you mean, after they had you your parents rolled the dice and kept breeding? That's risky.
- Peyton Sawyer: Okay, you might not be rich, but you are still Brooke Davis. The most popular, least studious girl in school.
- Brooke Davis: Maybe so. But being poor and horny is no way to go through life. How am I supposed to have fun?
- Peyton Sawyer: Boys won't care about the "poor" part just as long as you tell them about the "horny" part.
- Brooke Davis: To top it all off, if my parents go broke I might actually have to study to get into college.
- Peyton Sawyer: My God, the horror.
- Brooke Davis: I know. How the mighty have fallen.
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Katherine Anne Porter once said, "There seems to be a kind of order in the universe... in the movement of the stars and the turning of the earth and the changing of the seasons. But human life is almost pure chaos. Everyone takes his stance, asserts his own rights and feelings, mistaking the motives of others, and his own.
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: So, Haley told me you didn't get into High Flyers after all. Tough break.
- Nathan Scott: Yeah, it's too bad.
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You did get in. Nathan. Man, you've been working for your whole life for this. You can't say no.
- Nathan Scott: You know what it's like to hit a game-winning shot. The whole crowd loves you. Everybody treats you like you're a star. I get to feel that every time I play. I mean, you know. You've felt it. Now, it's Haley's turn. I mean, she's an incredible musician, Luke. And she's ready to give it a shot. So, if I go to camp now for three months... who knows where her head's gonna be? I just really want her to feel, like, the thrill of the crowd. She deserves it.
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What about your future?
- Nathan Scott: I already know my future. It's with Haley.
- Brooke Davis: Okay, here's the thing. We are not dating. We are not going out. We are nothing. I am not your wife, your shrink, your mommy. There is no romance, no crappy poetry, no PDA and no spooning. This is purely physical. If we have sex, it's gonna be safe sex. We're friends-with-benefits. And in fact, we don't even need to talk.
- Felix Taggarro: I can live with that.
- Brooke Davis: Great. Come here.