One Tree Hill (TV Series)

Truth Doesn't Make a Noise (2004)

Hilarie Burton Morgan: Peyton Sawyer

Quotes 

• Brooke : Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you're allowed to have sex with if you're ever stuck in an elevator with them.

  Skills : Halle Berry.

  Fergie : Beyonce.

  Peyton : Jack Black.

  'Mouth' McFadden : Brooke Davis.

  Brooke : [Lucas and Peyton laugh]  Well!

• Tim Smith : What's this lame-ass joke about you guys getting married?

  Peyton : He's in shock now that you're officially off the market.

  Brooke : It's true, Tim. Haley's preggers.

  Haley James Scott : Brooke!

  Tim Smith : Right - and Lucas moved away.

  [Lucas gives him a quick look, but doesn't say anything] 

  Tim Smith : You guys gotta do better if you're gonna get one over on the Tim.

• Lucas Scott : You didn't read it, did you? The letter.

  Brooke : Yeah! Sure.

  Peyton : Absolutely.

  Lucas Scott : Really? So the threesome with the hot fude didn't bother you, huh?

  Brooke : I knew we should have read that letter.