One Tree Hill (TV Series)

The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most (2003)

Bethany Joy Lenz: Haley James

Quotes 

• Haley James : Did you ever pick out your porn name?

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : What are you talking about?

  Haley James : Your porn name. Um, you know. You take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, you put them together. What was the name of your first pet?

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : You know that. I had a dog named Rocket.

  Haley James : Oh, Rocket. I loved Rocket. So, your mother's maiden name is Roe. Rocket Roe. Nice.

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : What's yours?

  Haley James : Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : You named the bunny Bunny.

  Haley James : Yes, I did. And my mother's maiden name is Beaugard. So...

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : Bunny Beaugard.

  Haley James : Bunny Beaugard. Dawson's Freaks, starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard.

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : Nice.

  Haley James : Shut Up.

• Haley James : Any side effects?

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : From what?

  Haley James : Your amnesia.

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : What are you talking about?

  Haley James : I'm talking about, you must have gotten amnesia because I know you would have mentioned that you got into a fight today. Are you okay Luke?

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : Yeah. You ever wake up from a really good dream, and try to get back to sleep? Or you got the flu, and you promise yourself you will appreciate normal so much more, if you can just get back to it? That's the way I feel. I just want things to go back to the way they were.

  Haley James : With basketball?

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : With everything.

• Haley James : Did you ever pick out your porn name?

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : What are you talking about?

  Haley James : Your porn name. Um, you know. You take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, you put them together. What was the name of your first pet?

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : You know that. I had a dog named Rocket.

  Haley James : Oh, Rocket. I loved Rocket. So, your mother's maiden name is Rowe. Rocket Rowe. Nice.

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : What's yours?

  Haley James : Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : You named the bunny Bunny.

  Haley James : Yes, I did. And my mother's maiden name is Beaugard. So...

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : Bunny Beaugard.

  Haley James : Bunny Beaugard. Dawson's Freaks, starring Rocket Rowe and Bunny Beaugard.

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : Nice.

  Haley James : Shut Up.

• Haley James : Did you ever figure out your porn name?

  Lucas : What are you talking about?

  Haley James : Your porn name. Uhm, you know, you take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name and you put them together... What was the name of your first pet?

  Lucas : You know, I have a dog named Rocket.

  Haley James : Oh, Rocket! I loved Rocket! So your mother's maiden name is Roe... Rocket Roe!

  [laughs] 

  Haley James : Nice!

  Lucas : [laughs]  What's yours?

  Haley James : Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.

  Lucas : You named the bunny "Bunny"?

  Haley James : Yes, I did and my mother's maiden name is Beaugard so...

  Lucas : Bunny Beaugard?

  Haley James : Bunny Beaugard... Dawson's Creek starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard.

  [laughs] 

  Haley James : [Lucas interrupts to say "Nice"] 

  Haley James : Shut up!

  [laughs] 

• Keith Scott : Karen. Ready to go?

  Karen Roe : Oh, I'm not going. I decided to stay open. I could use the business.

  Keith Scott : You talk to Luke about this?

  Karen Roe : No, but he'll understand.

  Keith Scott : Karen...

  Haley James : She doesn't want to go. She doesn't want to see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's star player slash my wrists if I hear this story again. Let's go.

  Keith Scott : I think you're making a mistake.

• Lucas Scott : You know, I've never walked away from anything before, Haley?

  Haley James : I know.

  Lucas Scott : But I can't do it, and even worse, I don't know why I can't do it. You know, it's like, no matter how confusing or screwed up life got, you know, the game always made sense. It was mine, you know? And in a lot of ways it's who I am. But I can't be that person in their gym, or in their uniforms, or in their world.

  Haley James : I hear you, Luke. But I know you. And I know that no matter what happens you're still gonna be the same guy you always were. No uniform, no whatever is gonna ruin that, you know?