- Brooke: [pointing to Haley] So what's the deal with that one anyway?
- Peyton: She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
- Brooke: And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right...
- [Nathan walks over to Haley and nods]
- Brooke: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
- Peyton: See what?
- Brooke: He just gave her the nod!
- Peyton: What nod?
- Brooke: The "let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, but I think tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I don't know who the hell you like any more this is all turning into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!
- Karen Roe: Okay. What does this dress say to you?
- Lucas Scott: Uh... Beware of crazy ladies who talk to dresses.
- Brooke: What's your name?
- Haley James: Haley.
- Brooke: Yea, I don't like that name. Lets call you... Brooke!
- Brooke: [later]
- [the car runs out of gas]
- Brooke: [beeping to signal that there isn't gas] I hear birds.
- Peyton: Unbelievable! Brooke, did you not think to put gas in the car?
- [Brooke says nothing]
- Brooke: [to Haley, who she calls Brooke] Answer the question Brooke!
- Thing: I'm The Thing
- Thing #1: And I'm thing # 1
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: And let me guess your thing # 2?
- Lucas 'Luke' Scott: [points at thing #3]
- Thing #3: No I'm thing # 3. Because, I'm the third.
- Nathan: Coming to the game tonight?
- Haley James: Um... I don't know...
- Nathan: You should come. We always beat the crap out the Pickerington Hicks.
- Haley James: They're called the Hicks?
- Nathan: No. But they should be.
- Lucas Scott: As happens sometimes a moment settled and hovered and remained for much more than a moment. And sound stopped and movement stopped for much, much more than a moment. And then the moment was gone.
- Peyton: What are you still doing here?
- Haley James: [sarcastically] I'm thinking of transferring... what's you're excuse?
- Peyton: Brooke... she's been in there forever.
- Brooke: [High on pain killers] Peyton!
- [stumbles over to Peyton]
- Brooke: This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't you think she's pretty?
- Peyton: What the hell is this?
- College Guy: She found some pills... on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go.
- Brooke: Call me!
- [Brooke trips and Haley catches her]
- Brooke: Hey what's your name?
- Haley James: HALEY...
- Brooke: Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke...
- [Haley puts Brooke in the backseat]
- Peyton: Thanks... so where are you going now?
- Haley James: I was gonna catch the last bus out.
- Peyton: It just left...
- Brooke: That's perfect! Brooke you can come with us!
- [Peyton looks at Haley strangely]
- Haley James: Yeah she named me Brooke...
- Brooke: Can she come? Please Peyton?
- Peyton: Fine, but don't touch the stereo or else we're gonna have a problem!
- Brooke: [singing and shaking her pom-poms] We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...
- Peyton: So, last week... sucked. I just wanted to say thanks.
- Lucas Scott: Oh, you made me a mix?
- Peyton: Just trying to square my karma.
- Lucas Scott: Uh-huh... Does this mean we're dating?
- Karen Roe: So what does this dress say to you? Single and successful or married to her work?
- Lucas Scott: Is this for that Justice League thing?
- Karen Roe: Small Business League, and I want to look nice
- Lucas Scott: Is Keith still going as your date?
- Karen Roe: It's not a date. So which dress?
- Lucas Scott: Umm... black I guess
- Karen Roe: Then black it is. Keith didn't say anything to you did he?
- Lucas Scott: Ohh about the date that you two aren't going on? No...
- Karen Roe: Haha... good luck on your game tonight...
- Lucas Scott: Yeah you too Ma.
- [the low fuel light comes on]
- Peyton: Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't you think to put gas in the car?
- [Brooke looks at Haley]
- Brooke: Answer the question, Brooke!
- Haley James: [gets out of the car] Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk.
- Brooke: Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick!
- [Peyton pops the trunk anyway]
- Haley James: [pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.
- Brooke: Don't you mean Nathan?
- Peyton: I'll go with you.
- Peyton: What about me?
- [Peyton locks the doors]
- Brooke: Peyton... come back! Someone might come...
- Haley James: You did remember to crack a window didn't you?
- [Peyton and Haley laugh]
- Brooke: Come on, you guys, I'm scared!
- Brooke: [Brooke has hurt her ankle and is getting it looked at by a med student] This really hurts. Do you think you could, you know, give me something for the pain?
- College Guy: I shouldn't but... here you go.
- [he gives her one pill]
- Brooke: Just one?
- College Guy: Okay.
- [he hands her another]
- College Guy: Now, those are really strong so I guess, take half at a time...
- [Brooke has swallowed both at once]
- Brooke: Whoops! All gone!
- Brooke: What's your name?
- Haley James: Haley.
- Brooke: I don't like that name. How 'bout we call you Brooke?
- [later]
- Brooke: [the car runs out of gas]
- Peyton: Brooke, didn't it ever occur to you, to put more gas in the car?
- [Brooke says nothing]
- Brooke: [to Hailey, who she calls Brooke] What are you gonna say, Brooke?
- Coach Whitey Durham: Alright! Knock it off. This is our first away game. For those of you who are unfamiliar, you sit there with your mouths shut and focus. I'll choose the music! Tonight's theme is defense.
- [Music starts. Everybody smiles faintly and put on their headphones]
- 'Mouth' McFadden: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, from the stinks of Pickerington where the pirates always suck and the livestock is nervous. I'm Mouth McFadden and sitting with me at tonight's game is Haley James. Haley, how do you see tonight's match up?
- Haley James: I'd rather not be associated with your lunacy, Mouth.
- Brooke: [looks at Haley] So what's the story with that one anyway?
- Peyton: She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
- Brooke: And hanging out with Lucas. Right. We're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Did you see that?
- [She looked over at Haley again, at the same time as Nathan were nodding at her]
- Peyton: What?
- Brooke: Nathan just gave her THE nod.
- Peyton: What nod?
- Brooke: The "let's-hook-up-after-the-game"-nod. Wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl. But I think tutor girl likes Lucas. And I KNOW I like Lucas. And I don't know who the hell you like anymore. This is all turning into one big love...
- [pauses]
- Brooke: rectangle plus one, whatever that is.