One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)
The Affair of the Hollow Lady (1995)
Annette Crosbie: Margaret Meldrew
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Quotes
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Margaret : In future, we'll be getting our potatoes from Sainsbury's!
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Margaret : It's called "trust", Millicent. You should try looking it up in the dictionary some time; it's next to "trollop".
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[first lines]
Victor Meldrew : The absolute limit that was. You wouldn't believe that anyone could pick their nose all the way through 'Dances with Wolves', would you? Three and a half hours I had to sit next to that. And always the right nostril; he never touched the left one. Always the one at *my* side! You'd think he was digging the channel tunnel. Really. Come on, what's the matter? I'm ruddy freezing out here.
Margaret Meldrew : It won't turn! It's jammed again, bloody thing!
Victor Meldrew : You're joking, surely. Here, give it here. I managed it this morning by jiggling slightly to the... Little bugger! Turn for God's sake!
Margaret Meldrew : Two hundred and sixty pounds we paid for this. A complete set of new locks so secure that even we can't get in! Good old Yellow Pages.
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[last lines]
Victor Meldrew : There aren't many wives who'd forgive me for going round to her house in the first place, even just to watch football.
Margaret Meldrew : Wouldn't they?
Victor Meldrew : I mean, at least we're a bit more mature than that.
Margaret Meldrew : Yes.
[Victor screams in pain]