The Office (TV Series)
Basketball (2005)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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[Michael attempts to assemble a basketball team and Oscar, of Mexican descent, approaches]
Oscar : I can help out if you need me.
Michael Scott : I will use your talents come baseball season. Or if we box.
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Michael Scott : I know. Grumble, grumble, but you would follow me to the ends of the earth grumbling all the way. Like that dwarf from "Lord of the Rings."
Dwight Schrute : Gimli.
Michael Scott : Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.
Dwight Schrute : Just trying to be helpful.
Michael Scott : [mimicking Dwight] "I'll help. Elwyn Dragonslayer. Ten points, power sword."
Jim Halpert : That's him.
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Michael Scott : Let's put together the starting line-up, shall we? Stanley, of course.
Stanley Hudson : I'm sorry?
Michael Scott : Um, what do you play? Center?
Stanley Hudson : Why "of course"? What's that supposed to mean?
Michael Scott : I don't know. I don't remember saying that.
Jim Halpert : I heard it.
Michael Scott : Well, people hear a lot of things, man.