The Office (TV Series)
The Quiz (2001)
Martin Freeman: Tim Canterbury
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Quotes
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Tim : I live with my parents
David Brent : Cherish them. Both of mine are dead. Well, my dad's not dead, but in a home, so good as.
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[Dawn and Tim are getting a laugh out of pretending Gareth is gay]
Tim : We were wondering if a military man like you, a soldier, er, could you give a man a lethal blow?
Gareth : If I was forced to, I could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was attacking me.
Tim : What if he was coming, really hard?
Gareth : Yeah, if my life was in danger, yeah.
Dawn : And do you always imagine doing it face to face with a bloke, or could you take a man from behind?
Gareth : Either ways easy.
Dawn : So you could take a man from behind?
Gareth : Yeah.
Dawn : Lovely.
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Tim : [Reading from the birthday card Dawn gave him] What's the difference between your penis and your wages? You can find lots of women who will blow your wages.
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[David, Gareth and Tim are discussing catchphrases]
Gareth : What ones are yours that I use?
David Brent : Same shit, different day, that's mine. Exsqueeze me, instead of excuse me.
Tim : Wank you very much.
David Brent : Yeah, I invented that.
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[first lines]
Tim : I'm 30 today. My mum got me up really early this morning to give me my present.