- [Medea is on trial as a witch, with Macro presiding and Finger prosecuting]
- Medea: What exactly are you afraid of, Finger?
- Macro: He's not afraid of anything.
- Jay Ziegler: I'll tell you what he's afraid of. He's afraid of the truth. And he's afraid of kids who aren't afraid to tell the truth.
- Finger: The only truth that matters is that Medea is different.
- Jay Ziegler: Of course she's different, kids of the jury. Ask yourselves: Is it a crime to be different? Is it a crime to say what you think? To wear what you want?
- Finger: My point. exactly. These are the crimes of a witch.
- Jay Ziegler: No. This is growing up. Take a good look at yourselves. We're all growing up. Medea's the only one who's not afraid to act like it.
- [Finger addresses Macro in different ways, eash time with barely-hidden sarcasm]
- Macro: Excuse me. The Supreme Leader does not take out the trash.
- Finger: [to Medea] The Macho Extremo is beyond garbage.
- Finger: [later, in Court, Macro is presiding over Medea's trial and silences Medea's lawyer] Thank you, your Innate Impartiality.
- Macro: [as the trial progesses, Macro gets impatient] I've heard enough. I'm convinced. Now, let's get to the good part. The sentencing.
- Finger: I'm afraid I must object, your Ultimate Arbitrariness.
- Finger: [Finger continues his prosecution, until Jay suddenly interrupts] Who is this guy, your Maximum Integrity?
- Finger: [as Medea now answers Jay's questions, Finger can only take so much] I object, your Stellar Objectivity.
- Macro: Objection sustained.
- Finger: Thank you, your Unconditional Supportiveness.