- Seth Cohen: I heard some really really awful music and I knew it could only be self-indulgent actors with instruments.
- Seth: [both in shocked silence] I can't believe they were at a motel, it's so cheap, so tawdry.
- Ryan: Yeah, cause that's the real moral of the story here.
- Seth: How could he do it? I mean, I get how he could do it, it's Mrs Cooper.
- Ryan: What about her? It's her daughter's ex-boyfriend. If Marissa ever found out
- Seth: No, she can not find out, she doesn't handle bad news well at all.
- Summer: I'm sorry. Let's go home. Some place with real people.
- Seth Cohen: You think we're gonna find that at home? We live in Newport Beach.
- Bouncer: You here for the party?
- Ryan Atwood: Yeah.
- Marissa Cooper: Wait! Can I come with you? Seriously, it would mean so much to me, it really is my favorite show.
- Ryan Atwood: [Ryan looks at the doorman]
- Bouncer: You're only a teen idol once.
- [lets them into the club]