- Richmond Hobson: If Rupert's pig shows up, just tie him up in the corral.
- Gloria Hobson: What else would I do with it?
- Panhandle Phillips: Shoot it.
- Gloria Hobson: [laughing] Why on earth would I shoot Rupert's pig?
- Panhandle Phillips: Because the law discourages you from shooting Rupert.
- Panhandle Phillips: [to Rich] I thought you'd want to get home in a hurry to get started on your new erection.
- [Rich looks at Pan in disbelief about Pan's statement]
- Panhandle Phillips: The addition you're building for Gloria.
- [Gloria thinks she's being attacked by the hostile Nechako Indians, those people at who she is pointing a loaded rifle]
- Rita George: Hi. We're your neighbors. If this is a bad time, we can come back later.
- Gloria Hobson: You mean you're not the Nechakos?
- Rita George: Heck no.
- Nelson George: The Nechakos are grumpy as hell.
- Rita George: We're pretty cheerful.