- Maurice Minnifield: Barbara! Loopholes are an American tradition.
- Officer Barbara Semanski: Not in my book.
- Maurice Minnifield: Besides, it's not the law, it's the tax code. I bet Donald Trump doesn't pay a dime.
- Officer Barbara Semanski: He's nothing. A diversion - a rebound.
- Maurice Minnifield: Then what? What do I have to do, Barbara? Tell me what I have to do.
- Officer Barbara Semanski: You don't get it, Maurice. I'm not a cop because I want to be - I'm a cop because I have to be. I was called to the law. I'm its servant. I eat, breathe, sleep the law - it courses through my body like blood.
- [beat]
- Officer Barbara Semanski: When you stepped on the law, Maurice, you stepped on me. And that's what hurts.