- Maggie O'Connell: Calling you a moron is an insult to morons. Broccoli has more brain power than you. Brussels sprouts! Cauliflower!
- Ed Chigliak: Boy, Rick sure was lucky.
- Dr. Joel Fleischman: Lucky? He's dead.
- Ed Chigliak: Yeah. But how many people get to get hit by a satellite? I bet he makes the Guinness Book of World Records.
- Anita: Reminds me of Abe Kellogg. When he got caught in the machinery in the cannery.
- Holling Vincoeur: They had to recall a hundred cases of salmon.
- Anita: I'll neer forget that funeral, watching them lower all those itty bitty cans into the ground.
- Holling Vincoeur: Anita, this is my Shelly.
- Anita: [to Shelly] Hi honey.
- Shelly Marie Tambo: Hi.
- Anita: [to Holling] She's adorable.She looks just like you. You didn't tell me you had a daughter.
- Shelly Marie Tambo: I'm not his daughter, I'm his w... what?
- Holling Vincoeur: Eh, she's my almost wife.