- Gary Furze: Number two is Leonard Kent. Now he's a smashing guy, been with us for a couple of years. I haven't yet had the chance to pair him off with anybody, but don't let that put you off.
- Jill Tyrrell: Can we see his picture?
- Gary Furze: Of course you can.
- Jill Tyrrell: [long pause] What is that?
- Gary Furze: ...I don't know. Shall we scroll on?
- Jill Tyrrell: Word to the wise Linda, please don't goggle at me when I'm in a consultation.
- Linda: [Wheezing] I need my puffer.
- Jill Tyrrell: Linda, you know my feelings on asthma, take a deep breath and get over it, and go get your buns in.
- Linda: [Wheezing] Sorry
- Gary Furze: [at the dating agency]
- Jill Tyrrell: Can we see a picture?
- Gary Furze: Of course you can.
- Jill Tyrrell: [long pause] What is that?
- Gary Furze: I don't know. Shall we scroll on?
- Jill Tyrrell: [to Joy] Just to say, can you not breathe too close to the clients, just while your dentures are settling in?
- Jill Tyrrell: We're not all fish lovers.