- Self - Host: [opening intro] Good evening. As the resident custodian of this museum, I bid you welcome and offer you the felicitations of our entire staff, most of whom are out and about at the moment since they tends to be night people. Our artists and artisans take a rather pardonable pride in their work that you see handing here. An example is this item here. It's called "Rare Objects", and represents that potpourri of collector's items that some men are prone to acquire. But there are collector's items, and collector's items. Offered to you an excursion into the very strange... tonight's offering in the Night Gallery.