Night Court (TV Series)

Mac's Millions (1988)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

Quotes 

• Mac Robinson : [as they open their gifts]  Okay Dan, your turn.

  Dan Fielding : [gasps]  My God! It's a Rolex.

  Mac Robinson : Read the inscription.

  Dan Fielding : "Dear Dan, whether you believe it or not, I think of you as... a friend."

  [to everyone's confusion, he dunks the watch into his water glass, covers it with his hand, shakes it briskly, then pulls it out and checks the action] 

  Dan Fielding : [gasps again]  It's real!

• Mac Robinson : [claps Dan on the back]  Fielding!

  Dan Fielding : [jumps]  Your wife's lying, I don't even own a saddle!