Night Court (TV Series)

Mac's Dilemma (1987)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

Quotes 

• Dan Fielding : Mr. Shibata was caught "rolling for dollars" with these three rarely-upstanding women.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : All three? That's illegal... and quite impressive.

  Dan Fielding : When he was apprehended, he had a fifty-gallon drum of soy sauce, and they were in the middle of something called the "Sukiyaki Slam-Bam."

  Christine Sullivan : Uh, sir, while neighbors and adjoining rooms did complain for over seven hours, I believe that...

  Dan Fielding , Judge Harry T. Stone , Mac Robinson : SEVEN HOURS?

  [Mr. Shibata gives a short Japanese bow; Mac, Harry, and Dan all bow lower] 

• [the defendant is a Japanese businessman who cavorted with three prostitutes for seven straight hours] 

  Dan Fielding : My God, man, how do you do it?

  Mr. Shibata : [thumps his chest]  Every day, I swim ten miles, eat one hundred oysters, and sit in a barrel of pickle brine!

  Dan Fielding : [to stenographer]  You got that?

  [she nods] 

• Dan Fielding : [explaining a diagram to a woman]  Now, my little mountain drop, no matter how much you sweat, hold on to the handlebars.

• Judge Harry T. Stone : How the hell do you lose a dead body?

  Bull Shannon : He outsmarted me, sir.

  Dan Fielding : I don't think any further explanation is necessary.

• Dan Fielding : This is Horace Jenkins, Your Honor. Assault with intent to commit bodily harm.

  Hondo Jenkins : What other kind is there?

  Dan Fielding : Mr. Jenkins got into an argument with a patron at the Monte Carlo lounge, and attacked him with a blunt instrument, specifically, the manager.