NewsRadio (TV Series)

Friends (1995)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

Quotes 

• Beth : Do you know what she's like? She's like a slutty version of the singing frog in that cartoon. You know, Hello my honey, hello my baby- Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Here comes Dave... Ribbit.

  Lisa : So, Beth? Does this singing frog ever tell you to do things?

• Bill McNeal : Thanks for helping me get by those two idiots.

  Lisa : Bill, they're not idiots, they're just doing their job.

  Bill McNeal : Right, just like those guys at the bank were just doing their job when they repossessed my farm.

  Lisa : You never owned a farm.

  Bill McNeal : Farm, boat, same difference.

• Lisa : What's going on ?

  Beth : Oh, we're re-filing old news stories from the past three years. Dave discovered that the old station manager had a rather unique filing system.

  Lisa : What's unique ?

  Beth : Well, name a topic - I'll tell you how it was filed.

  Lisa : OK - taxi cabs.

  Beth : Taxi cabs. That would be under "Yellow, comma, things that are".

  Lisa : Ooh, that makes sense - right next to bananas.

  Beth : Ah, no. Actually, bananas are under "Fruits, comma, ones that I'm allergic to".

  Lisa : Ass, comma, sounds like this job is a pain in the.

  Beth : Much, comma, thank you very.