The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (TV Series)

Sorry, Wrong Slusher (1991)

Ken Sansom: The Judge

Quotes 

• [Winnie the Pooh and friends are interrogated after getting arrested] 

  Tigger : Me? It was all Pooh's idea!

  Winnie the Pooh : [scenes will switch back and forth]  Uh, the night of the 32nd? I was sleeping... I believe.

  Tigger : Then it was Piglet's idea!

  Piglet : I don't remember a thing; I was young and foolish. I blame society!

  Tigger : Eeyore! Eeyore's the one!

  Eeyore : Might as well confess - got one of those guilty faces anyway.

  Tigger : No, no, it was Tigger! It was Tigger! It was Tig...

  [Tigger freezes realizing what he did] 

  Tigger : ...ger... I want my lawyer!

  [scene switches to the animals in court] 

  The Judge : I find you guilty of first-degree causing noise! And I'm throwing the book at you!

  [the judge does so, literally] 

  Winnie the Pooh : It's too bad I can't read.