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Quotes
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[DiNozzo is telling McGee about the movie "Invaders from Mars."]
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Aliens landed in a field just like this one. They took over the locals' minds, leaving a little red "x" on the backs of their necks.
Agent Timothy McGee : Sounds lame.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Oh, no! Scariest movie I ever saw. Especially when this kid tries to tell his mom and dad what's going on. Camera slowly comes around, reveals x's on the back of Mom and Dad's necks. Whew! I was scared of my parents for years after that.
Agent Timothy McGee : I'm sure the feeling was mutual.
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[after Gibbs gets a suspect to confess by whispering something in his ear]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [amazed] What did Gibbs whisper to him?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : If I knew that, I would be Gibbs.
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[first lines]
Agent Caitlin Todd : [Tony is clipping his finger-nails at his desk when Kate walks in] Most people tend to their personal hygiene at home.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : This bothers you?
Agent Caitlin Todd : No, what bothers me is that it doesn't bother me anymore.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : I'm an acquired taste.
Agent Timothy McGee : Actually, it's more like the Stockholm Syndrome. The emotional attachment to a captor formed by a hostage as a result of continuous stress and a need to cooperate for survival.
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[last lines]
Agent Caitlin Todd : [Tony sent Kate flowers to apologize for "a tough couple of days"] Tony, I'm blown away. They're gorgeous. And they're from Martha's Garden, my favorite florist! How'd you know?
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Lucky guess!
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] He went through your purse and got the phone number off your P.D.A.
[Tony chuckles, Kate is furious again, Gibbs laughs]
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Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : [watching Gibbs in Interrogation] I think Gibbs enjoys this more than sex.
Agent Caitlin Todd : That would explain the three wives.
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Agent Timothy McGee : [offended at a trick DiNozzo has pulled on him] How long am I going to be the butt of your practical jokes, snide innuendos, and juvenile putdowns?
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : I will always outrank you, Probie.
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[watching Gibbs interrogating an uncooperative witness through 1-way mirror. Gibbs leans over the witness and whispers inaudibly]
Agent Caitlin Todd : What is Gibbs doing?
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : T.B.I.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Excuse me?
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Truth By Intimidation. In 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
[points, witness begins to spill all]