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Quotes
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You were a boy scout?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Cub.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : What did they kick you out for?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Trying to score Brownie points.
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[discussing a prisoner who escaped from Leavenworth]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Do we know what this guy was in for?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Same thing I'm gonna be if you don't get your ass moving.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [low voice, to Gibbs] Right.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [whispering, to Kate] Murder.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : And you didn't even use a lifeline.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Tony pretending to be Tommy Lee] Ladies and gentlemen, I want a hard target search of every residence, gas station, farmhouse, henhouse, doghouse, and outhouse in the area. You got that? Good! Now turn off those cameras and get out of the way.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Accent's still not right.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Damn!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's too Arkansas, Tommy Lee's more Texas. You gotta think more untamed... in your face.
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Timothy McGee : You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Having fun at your expense? Yeah. Really a lot.
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[Gibbs has asked the lawyers in PO Curtain's trial be brought in]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The defense lawyer told me to shove it. The message was actually delivered by his assistant, but he assured me it was verbatim.
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[Kate and Tony get off the elevator, discussing the case]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's 3:00 in the morning and you hear a strange noise in your house. What do you do?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Slide a pistol from under my pillow and then go after the guy.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're talking about real people, Kate. Why do they always feel they need to go and look?
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Diego Clare : I'm gonna own your house, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I rent.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You think he swam?
Timothy McGee : Who?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Leavenworth's in Kansas, the truck's from Missouri. Little thing called the Mississippi between the two.
Timothy McGee : Well, actually there's a little thing called two hundred miles between Leavenworth and the Mississippi. Try the Missouri.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ah, same thing. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Nothing from area hospitals. Still checking smaller clinics as well as doctor's offices.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : He could have used a vet.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Tony is marking that territory.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ha ha ha, cute.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I thought so.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I didn't.