NCIS (TV Series)
The Truth Is Out There (2004)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : Latex is, um, very popular in, uh, certain... circles.
Gibbs : Yeah? What kind of circles?
Abby Sciuto : Gibbs, I dunno if you're ready for this. It might upset your delicate sensibilities.
Gibbs : Oh, I'll stop you.
Abby Sciuto : Okay... maybe he was wearing a latex hood, like bondage gear, S&M fetish. I dated this guy once who just wanted me to bounce up and down on a balloon -...
Gibbs : Okay, you can stop.
Abby Sciuto : Gibbs, that is no weirder than a three hundred and fifty pound guy with half his body painted yellow and the other painted green, wearing nothing but shorts in ten degree weather and a big plastic piece of cheese on his head saying "Go Packers!"
Gibbs : Abs, it's apples and oranges.
Abby Sciuto : There's a fetish for that, too.
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Tony : This guy was way into reality shows. Real World. Simple Life, Punk'd...
Gibbs : Punk'd?
Agent Caitlin Todd : Geez, Gibbs, even I know what Punk'd is.
Tony : Punk'd is an MTV show where they play tricks on celebrities while secretly filming it.
Gibbs : Like Candid Camera?
Tony : What's Candid Camera?
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Abby Sciuto : So, what about you, Gibbs? You got any fetishes?
Gibbs : I have three ex-wives. I don't have time for fetishes.
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Abby Sciuto : I dunno. Guys have all kinds of strange rituals before they go out. This one guy, he does a full upper body workout just seconds before his date so he can be all pumped.
[pause]
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Does Tony know that you know?
Abby Sciuto : Does Tony know that YOU know?
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Abby Sciuto : It's gray latex.
Gibbs : Rubber?
Abby Sciuto : One and the same.
Gibbs : Probably couldn't be used as a hat.
Abby Sciuto : Yeah, well, not if you grew up in Dorkville.
Gibbs : Grew up just west of there.
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[Ducky always goes off on a tangent]
Abby Sciuto : I had this boyfriend once - not the balloon guy - but this one was like a computer genius. He put together a database of databases. I mean, it seems obvious in retrospect, like the pet rock...
Gibbs : Abby?
Abby Sciuto : Yes?
Gibbs : You're spending too much time talking to Ducky.
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[the team has no active leads to follow]
Tony : What do we do?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Same thing Deep Throat told Woodward and Bernstein. Follow the money.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ducky. Got some good news for me?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : That depends on your definition of good news.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Not the answer I was looking for.
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Tony : What're we looking for?
Gibbs : Answers.
[Gibbs walks away]
Tony : You got plans tonight?
Agent Caitlin Todd : Not really.
Tony : Good. 'Cause the last time Gibbs was like this, I didn't go home for a week.
Agent Caitlin Todd : The sad part? That would actually be an improvement over my social life.
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Tony : Yeah. Wonder what they were looking for.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Wonder if they found it.
Gibbs : I wonder when you two guys are gonna stop yakking and get to work.
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Abby Sciuto : This program rocks. It includes vault, fall, yaw, tip over, rollover, combined speed, linear momentum...
Gibbs : Abby.
Abby Sciuto : Oh, c'mon, Gibbs. You know you love it when I talk tech.
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Gibbs : Funny thing about stereos... You can't hear the music unless the speakers are connected.
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Gibbs : We gonna jump through any legal hoops?
Abby Sciuto : Oh, that's kind of a gray area.
Gibbs : How gray?
Abby Sciuto : Charcoal.
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Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Talk to me about this case, Ducky.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Oh, it's an odd one. Yes, our young friend here expired at approximately one a.m.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Do we have an ID?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yeah, Petty Officer First Class Chris Gordon. He's a SK stationed at Pax River.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : All this happened from him falling out of the ceiling?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Hardly. He suffered multiple traumatic injuries. His fall through the ceiling only added insult to injury.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Still waiting for the odd part.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Someone dressed him after he was killed.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That's odd.
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Abby Sciuto : The car that hit Gordon was definitely a Taurus.
Gibbs : You're positive?
Abby Sciuto : Absolutely... unless it was a Mercury Sable.