NCIS (TV Series)
The Meat Puzzle (2005)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Gibbs? What did Ducky look like when he was younger?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [straight-faced] Illya Kuryakin.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [a particularly uncooperative mother of a suspect is blocking a doorway] I have the right to break down that door, and *anything* in my way.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [on being assigned continued protection detail at Ducky's house] Boss, I just spent the last six hours playing furniture mover to this slightly demented old lady and her pack of yapping hounds!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : They're not hounds, DiNozzo! They're corgis.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, boss! *No, boss*! I'm on the verge, man! McGee?
[Gibbs and McGee drive away]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss...? I'm going to go postal! I'm not kidding, I'm this close!
[He turns and sees Mrs. Mallard's corgis lined up on the porch, staring at him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [grins madly] Here's Tony!
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Abby Sciuto : Gibbs you scared me!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Come on Abs, you sleep in a casket dressed in a funeral gown.
Abby Sciuto : I don't always wear the gown.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Too much information.