NCIS (TV Series)

The Meat Puzzle (2005)

Nina Foch: Mrs. Victoria Mallard

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• [after being introduced multiple times] 

  Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Who are you?

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm Tony DiNozzo. The Italian-gigolo-furniture mover?

• Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Mother, may I present Caitlin? She works with Tony.

  [Mrs. Mallard spits at Kate] 

  Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Mother! We talked about this! Caitlin is here to protect us.

  Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Show me your knickers!

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Uh... ma'am?

  Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Your underwear, missy! One can always tell a woman's intention from her panties.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's always been my philosophy.