NCIS (TV Series)
The Good Wives Club (2004)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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[DiNozzo and the all-seeing, all-knowing Gibbs talk on phone]
Anthony DiNozzo : I'll make, um...
[gestures an order to McGee]
Anthony DiNozzo : copies of their service photos.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : DiNozzo...
Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Make the copies yourself.
Anthony DiNozzo : Of course.
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Anthony DiNozzo : [at weird crime scene] This is really sick. Stephen King would love it.
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Anthony DiNozzo : Question for you, Probie. Redbook? Why?
Timothy McGee : Redbook was, and still is, the definitive magazine for today's young woman.
Anthony DiNozzo : Planning a sex change?
Timothy McGee : No, I, since I've always been interested in women, I figured the best way to know about them... was to, you know, know about them.
Anthony DiNozzo : McGee, the best way to know about them... is to *know* them.
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[last lines]
Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Beatnik gone?
Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah.
Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [snapping fingers] Cool!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Do you know what bongos are?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well a beatnick is playing them in my head.
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Anthony DiNozzo : [checking out closet with red light] Well, it's either a darkroom or a really small bordello.
NCIS Agent Jane Melankovic : Have you always been a smartass, Agent DiNozzo?
Anthony DiNozzo : Tony. Probably as long as you've been an overachiever, Jane.
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[investigating a suspicious heat source, the team finds a pot-growing house]
Anthony DiNozzo : Petty Officer Third Class Darrel Baum.
Timothy McGee : Works in Avionics.
Anthony DiNozzo : Claims he was growing them for his own personal use.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What do you think?
Anthony DiNozzo : Well, there's over two hundred plants, Boss, gotta think he's spreading the love, and I'm pretty sure Darrel's cutting into his profit margin.