NCIS (TV Series)
Model Behavior (2005)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : My dad cut me off when I was twelve. I had to earn all my dates the old-fashioned way.
Officer Ziva David : Begging?
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : The camera must've added about ten pounds to me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Actually, that was your refrigerator, Probie.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't know what to say. Abby, these...
Abby Sciuto : Just say that you don't hate me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I could never hate you. I don't think anyone could hate you.
Abby Sciuto : Oh, you don't know Billy Bob.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You gave him black roses?
Abby Sciuto : No. I gave him two black eyes. He tried to run me over with a Harley Fat Boy when I was sleeping in the living room.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : A guy rode a motorcycle through your living room?
Abby Sciuto : Yeah. No. Well it was his living room. My Harley. Billy Bob had, um, intimacy issues.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Supermodels date guys who look like George Clooney, or have George Clooney's bank account, or of course the actual George Clooney.
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Officer Ziva David : [referring to one of the supermodels] You really find her attractive?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh yeah.
Officer Ziva David : Well I want to shoot her.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : McGee, photos. Ziva, interview the rest of the models. DiNozzo...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss, I'm pretty familiar with the show. Maybe I should interview them.
Officer Ziva David : That would work for me. I hate models.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That so? McGee, help Ziva. Interview them.
[shoves the camera into Tony's chest]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Any other suggestions DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, I think I got it.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Good.
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Abby Sciuto : [holding a vase of black roses] They're for you.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They're really black. Really, really black.
Abby Sciuto : It's pretty cool, huh?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah.
[reads the card]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Get well soon?
Abby Sciuto : They didn't have a card that said "Sorry I almost sent you to prison" at the flower shop.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [about Gibbs and the director] Anyone else think they were more than just partners back in the day?
[realizing Gibbs walked up behind him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hi, Boss. We were just talking about Cagney and Lacey.
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Hannah Bressling : Fingerprint away, sweetheart. It wasn't me.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We don't need it. They're already in your arrest record.
Officer Ziva David : From the time you beat up your assistant with your cell phone, I believe.
Natalie Vance : Well, it wasn't me.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nope. We've got yours too.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, remember that time you drove your SUV through the front of the Limelight?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [describing "Bootcamp Babes"] Three hot, young babes learning what's really important in life.
Officer Ziva David : Defending their country?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No. Firing machine guns while wearing bikinis.
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Officer Ziva David : [Talking about Director Shepard's new haircut] I see she went for the elf cut.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's called the pixie.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I think she looks great.
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Abby Sciuto : [handing him black roses] Don't forget to water them, or they'll die.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I thought they already were dead.