NCIS (TV Series)
Minimum Security (2003)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Special Agent Leory Jethro Gibbs : [speaking of Easter Eggs] They were hidden in the porn?
Abby Sciuto : My cursor has moved across places that would make Tony blush.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Try and brand the cologne.
Abby Sciuto : Why, you want some?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : She looks awfully lonely back there.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : So?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : So, I think one of us should go and keep her company.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : She is one of us.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Kate... *scoffs*
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : What?
[Gibbs gives Kate the "whatever" look]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Well, I can't let her ride alone.
[Tony unbuckles himself before Kate does and walks back over to Cassidy]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why is it that women always want to fix what doesn't need fixing?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Makes us feel all warm inside.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : So does scotch, but it doesn't cost you a house.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [after Tony apologizes to Cassidy] Why is Agent DiNozzo sorry?
Special Agent Paula Cassidy : Because he blew his chance to get laid.
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Abby Sciuto : Perfume is expensive, Gibbs. I can't just hang out at the Macy's tester tray with my lab kit. They frown on that sort of behavior.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Buy what you need to, Abby, we'll deal with it later.
Abby Sciuto : Bold, Gibbs. Bold.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Can I drink?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sure. Sarsaparilla.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sarsaparilla? Who drinks sarsaparilla?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Shane.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Who's Shane?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Alan Ladd.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Who's Alan Ladd?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Bumps into Tony in the elevator] You had better have a good reason for spilling my coffee.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I do. I booked us on the first AMC flight to Gitmo tomorrow.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Unbook it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I knew it! I told Kate you were pulling my leg.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The Navy's giving us a priority ride today.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You mean it?
[Gets the stare from Gibbs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You do mean it?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Normally I hate priority rides, but who cares if it's going...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What's wrong with priority rides?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : C'mon, boss. You're telling me you like sitting on canvas seats slimmed between cargo pallets?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, makes me feel like I'm back in the Corps.
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Abby Sciuto : Perfume is the most powerful accessory a woman can wear.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, well, how much did all this power cost us?
Abby Sciuto : Around fifteen hundred.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Fifteen hundred dollars?
Abby Sciuto : Well, not including the tax. I stuck to the thirty most popular scents hoping we'd get lucky.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ah, how fiscally responsible, Ab.
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William Gamal : Well, the psychiatrist examined him and is worried for his mental health.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why is it that women always wanna fix what doesn't need fixing?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : It makes us feel all warm inside.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : So does Scotch