NCIS (TV Series)
Marine Down (2003)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : If we screw this up, I have a suggestion.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : We break into Gibbs's basement and we set his boat on fire.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's cold, Kate. I knew there was a reason I liked you.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I haven't got high enough clearance to access those records.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : What's your clearance?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Confidential.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Confidential? What'd you do, kill someone in high school?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ha! That's funny, Kate. No, I screwed up my paperwork with another agent's.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Agent Tony DiNozzo died in a car crash last month. Very tragic.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They yanked my clearance. Now I gotta take a physical to get it back.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Why's that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : To prove that I'm still alive.
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[robbing a grave]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This is so not right. I mean, it's not like we couldn't have done this during daylight.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You afraid of ghosts, Tony?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, I'm afraid of getting shot for trespassing
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [looking at Gibbs as they're flying to Colombia] Okay, is he really sleeping or is that just an act?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, he's really sleeping.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : How can you tell?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He looks peaceful.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Do you know what a trocar is, Tony?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm guessing it's not an alien on "Star Trek"?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Gibbs'll get in. He's got clearance that'll let him see the dead aliens buried in Area 51.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Because he probably killed them.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [woman is buried with her dog] Must've been one lonely old lady.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Or one pissed off poodle.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tired Kate?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : It's 3 AM, Gibbs.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Better get moving then.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : On what?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Need to know where the newspaper was published that was found in Kidwell.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Tonight?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Technically speaking, it's this morning.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We got their R.U.C. number but they're not listed in the Marine Corps Database.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Wouldn't be they weren't working for the Corps. *Definitely* C.I.A.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Well, how do you know that?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How many agencies you know that drive economy-class armored cars?... Come on, Ducky wants to talk to us.
[Gibbs walks away]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He's *really* pissed off!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : What? How can you tell?
[Tony glares at Kate shakes his head then walks away]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : ...I *really* need to get better at reading men!
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Hmm. Well, I hate to break it to you, Tony, but Gibbs can be wrong sometimes.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Name one.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : The man's been married, like, four times.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : There is that.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : There is what?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nothing, boss, just discussing the case.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Or, ah, lack thereof. You still wanna look at those LESs?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I dunno. You figure out how Kidwell died yet?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I'll, um, I'll just get them in order for you.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Kate. It was three times. Not four.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Duck, we don't have time for stories on this one.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Fine. But first I have a question: do you people find me... boring?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [speaking simultaneously with the others] No.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Of course not!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Absolutely not.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : ...Can we get back to this now?
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Uh, Gibbs, is there anything you wanna tell us about?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I got shot at by our fake colonel.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [rising up] No way! Did you nail him?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nope!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [At the shooting range, after one of Tony's shots hit the hostage on the target in the ear, Gibbs tapes Tony's NCIS cap to the hostage's face] Ah, come on, boss, I've been breaking that cap in for 3 months. I love that cap.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Then don't shoot it.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : How could you work in law enforcement your entire life and not learn to type?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm a man of action,
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : More like an action figure.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why, you wanna play with me?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : As in you look good but you really can't do much.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : But I look good.
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Abby Sciuto : [examining the bullet holes in Tony's NCIS cap] Very cool. Where can I get one.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You can have that one.