NCIS (TV Series)
Marine Down (2003)
David McCallum: Donald Mallard
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Quotes
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Do you know what a trocar is, Tony?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm guessing it's not an alien on "Star Trek"?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Duck, we don't have time for stories on this one.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Fine. But first I have a question: do you people find me... boring?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [speaking simultaneously with the others] No.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Of course not!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Absolutely not.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : ...Can we get back to this now?
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Our major appears to be in perfect health.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Except for the part where he's dead.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yes the concentration of methanol confirmed my suspicions. The reason I was unable to determine the cause of death was because our Major was alive when they embalmed him!
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [performing an autopsy then Ducky jumps back in shock] Dear Lord! I believe I know how you died Major. May the Lord have mercy on your soul!