NCIS (TV Series)
Doppelgänger (2005)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Detective Rachel Rapp : Lieutenant, your ex-wife just called.
Lt. Cheney : Which one?
Detective Rachel Rapp : The nasty one.
Lt. Cheney : You're gonna have to be more specific.
Caitlin Todd : This is too weird.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Definitely.
Anthony DiNozzo : Good weird.
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Caitlin Todd : Last time I'm gonna tell you, Tony. Don't answer my phone, use my computer, read my mail, look through my purse, scan my PDA, or touch my cell phone ever.
Anthony DiNozzo : [on the phone] And an extra side of hash browns.
[hanging up]
Anthony DiNozzo : Just so we're clear, Kate, I didn't do any of those things. Zero. Zip. Nada.
Caitlin Todd : Then how did you know where I went to breakfast?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Logo on the coffee cup in your wastebasket.
Anthony DiNozzo : Anyone invite you into this conversation, probie?
Caitlin Todd : You looked through my trash?
Anthony DiNozzo : Did you say it was off-limits? Huh? Did ya?
Caitlin Todd : Why do you do these things?
Anthony DiNozzo : Sharpening my investigative skills.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Grab your gear.
Caitlin Todd : What's up?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : A dead sailor.
Caitlin Todd : We didn't get any calls.
Anthony DiNozzo : Saw it on the news, huh, boss?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Hey, DiNozzo, for once, you're right.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : We have one advantage over Petty Officer Lambert: he doesn't know we know he's still alive.
Caitlin Todd : I'll flag his accounts; bank, credit, ATM, e-mail.
Anthony DiNozzo : Kate, this mojo faked his own death. Left his laptop, wallet, cell phone, and car behind. Do you really think he's gonna swipe the old charge card at the local Drugs R Us?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Tony's right.
Anthony DiNozzo : Thanks, boss.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : But you check it anyway, Kate. You never know.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : If Tony ever does find his ex-roomie, check his accounts, too.
Anthony DiNozzo : I'm zoning in on him.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Yeah? You locate him?
Anthony DiNozzo : Not yet, but... got his driver's license. Federal tax return, too. He's a freelance computer geek. Made six figures last year.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Wishing you were a computer geek, Tony?
Anthony DiNozzo : I'd rather be homeless than be you, probie.
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Caitlin Todd : Enough, Tony. I have nothing to hide.
Anthony DiNozzo : Really? Hmm. For someone with nothing to hide, you seem awfully concerned about what other people think about you.
Caitlin Todd : Why, because I get upset when you go through my personal belongings?
Anthony DiNozzo : Exactly.
Caitlin Todd : Well, Tony, some people enjoy having a private life. Unlike you, we don't go around informing everyone about the frequency of our hooking up.
Anthony DiNozzo : In a slump?
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Caitlin Todd : Gibbs, Mansur withdrew $6,000 from his bank account the week before he moved out.
Anthony DiNozzo : He's also moved three times in the last six years. This last time... well, he didn't file a change of address at the post office. Thank you.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Whatever the hell this is, they're in it together.
Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, but what is "whatever the hell this is"?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Find Mansur...
Anthony DiNozzo : Yes, and we'll find out. I know, boss. I'm trying.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Try harder.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Get McGee and Abby to do what they do when they hook up.
[Tony snickers, and Gibbs slaps the back of his head]
Anthony DiNozzo : You meant their computers.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Then you take him in.
George Mansur : Well, I haven't done...
Anthony DiNozzo : Shut up! So, what's up?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Lieutenant Cheney found Petty Officer Lambert.
Anthony DiNozzo : Where?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : In a ravine in Rock Creek Park.
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Detective Rachel Rapp : What's your shoe size?
Anthony DiNozzo : 12
Detective Rachel Rapp : You wish.
[walks away]
Anthony DiNozzo : No, it is. It really is. You can measure it if you want.