NCIS (TV Series)
Conspiracy Theory (2005)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Thought you were dead, Fornell.
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : I got better.
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[last lines]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [after receiving a doctored photo from Kate] That's low, Kate.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I learned from the best, Tony... We both delete at the same time.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : On three.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo , Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : One, two, three.
[they both hit a button on their computers. Gibbs receives two emails. Tony and Kate realize what they did. They hurriedly start to leave]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : See you tomorrow, Boss.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Have a good one, Gibbs.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [taunting Kate about her spring break photo] Kate, when they pour cold water over your chest, doesn't that sort of make you
[shudders, to pantomime shivering]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey, DiNozzo! You do that again, I will put my boot so far up your ass.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Kate, I'd check your email before you go, it's kind of important.
[Kate does - and is horrified to see an old photo of herself, winning a wet t-shirt contest!]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Where did you get this?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Wet T-shirt Wall Of Fame, Spring Break '94. Saw it when I was in Panama City last month.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Oh, my God...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, I *was* going to keep it to myself, but then you decided to to tell everyone my pledge name!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You wouldn't dare!
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[for the umpteenth time, Tony shows Kate the raunchy picture of her on his PDA]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [pasting a smile on her face] You're wasting your time. It doesn't bother me anymore, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Probie, you wanna see something hot?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [walks over] Sure!
[Kate seizes Tony's hand in a death grip, covering the PDA screen]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : What's-it-gonna-cost-me?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't know. You still have that Catholic schoolgirl uniform?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Is her friend Catherine Reynolds on those tapes, Probie?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yes. yes, Catherine Reynolds, she is the one who talks about sex, a lot. It's kind of graphic.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oo, okay, I'm gonna need to listen to those.