NCIS (TV Series)
Bikini Wax (2005)
Pauley Perrette: Abby Sciuto
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Quotes
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Does that say "Sex Wax"?
Abby Sciuto : That it does. It comes in Cool, Warm and Tropical.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : How does it work?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't worry about it, Probie. Pretty sure you still need a girl first.
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[the DNA test proves positive]
Abby Sciuto : Ding-ding-ding-ding! We have a winner! Tony, tell us what he's won!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [pretending to speak into a microphone] Well, Abby, he's won an all-expenses paid island vacation to sunny Leavenworth!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [deadpan] Keep your day job.
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Abby Sciuto : Do you know how small a molecule is?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I do.
Abby Sciuto : Shut up McGee!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I really like this new Abby.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : We must have lifted hundreds of prints, are you sure you ran all of them?
Abby Sciuto : No McGee
[sarcastically]
Abby Sciuto : half-way through I got tired and said screw it.