- Pepe: Joe, I'm P.
- [refering to the handle name of a person Joe thought was a woman he was chatting with online]
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: What? Really?
- Pepe: Yes. Fate has a very parculiar wya of bringing us together, doesn't it?
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Oh... I thought you were a woman.
- Pepe: No, no - you were in the man-for-man San Franscio chat room.
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Really? I thought I was in the plain old San Franscio chat room.
- Pepe: Believe it - I know more than you think. Joe, I'd like to be your special friend. And yes - it might lead somewhere magical. But I can't.
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: You can't?
- [with some sarcasm]
- Pepe: No. your heart will always be with Nash. Twenty years is an eternity in a gay relationship. You two are bonded; you fit.
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Look, Pepe, I'm going to tell you for the last time, okay? Nash and I are not together.
- Pepe: Look, I know you're going through a hard time, but being with me or a dozen other guys is not going to make it better. It's jsut not.
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Okay. Okay, Pepe, look! I'm gay, Nash is gay, the whole world is gay.
- [mocking Pepe]
- Pepe: Well, no. Just San Franscio.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Huh, Tommy, what happened here? Your normal loan-sharking, arsen-for-hire gigs, they all dry up?
- Tommy Orlando: I got nothing to say to you, man.
- Caitlin Cross: Where's the food from?
- Tommy Orlando: Who knows. I don't eat Chinese.
- Caitlin Cross: Huh, well you're tough. Ronnie, ah, why don't you take Mr. Orlando here to jail. Book him on felony narcotics possession, felony weapons possession and, ah, attempted murder of a polcie officer.
- Officer Ronnie: My pleasure. Let's go.
- [turning the handcuffed Orlando around]
- Caitlin Cross: See you in about fifteen years. Maybe then you won't be so tough.
- Pepe: How's Nash?
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Well, ah, he and Caitlin are living together.
- Pepe: Really? Back to that again, huh?
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Yeah, well, you know Nash.
- Pepe: Doesh e honestly think living with a woman is going to change him?
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Ah, apparently so.
- [humoring Pepe]
- Pepe: And you two have what? Ah, an open relationship?
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Pepe, ah, we're not together.
- [annoyed]
- Pepe: I'm sorry.
- Caitlin Cross: What the hell is that?
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Disco Inferno! You remember? The Trampps? Yeah, Disco Inferno. do you hear that? I maintain that the energy underneath that melody is exactly the same as the energy underneath some of Jerry's work during the Rolling Stones period. Except for the disco part.
- [casually drinking coffee as Caitlin cough from the smoke]
- Caitlin Cross: Yeah, I understand. Where the hell is it coming from?
- Insp. Harvey Leek: I don't know. If you figure it out, tell us.