- Joe Dominguez: Ah, I think you're up, bubba.
- [after aking Bananas for the keys and Bananas puckers his lips up]
- Nash Bridges: No, no, no. I'm not kissing the monkey in exchange for the keys. I'd rather go to Africa. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, no, no, no, no - I didn't mean that, no, just kidding; it was jus-just a little joke. All right. You're the only monkey I've ever had feeligns for. Come on, bring me the keys. Come on, bring me the keys. Come on, be a good boy and bring me the - yeah! Good boy, good -
- [after Bananas appears to be offended, then puckers up again]
- Joe Dominguez: Ah, I think he wants his kiss first.
- Det. Jake Cage: I won't tell Caitlin if you don't.
- Nash Bridges: I'm not kissing the monkey.
- Joe Dominguez: Come on, man, take one for the team; let him get to first base.