- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [to Maxwell lovingly, to get him in a romantic mood] I don't know why, I just love weddings.
- Niles: We all want what we can't have.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Jocelyn. Nigel. I'd like you to meet my business partner, Miss C.C. Babcock.
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Actually, I'm more like part of the family.
- Niles: Yes. We keep putting her out at night, and she keeps finding her way back.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Miss Fine, where's Jocelyn? It's time to give her away.
- Fran Fine: Too late, she's already gone.
- [Maxwell opens the door to see Jocelyn kissing Lester. Maxwell closes the door and goes back out to speak to Fran]
- Maxwell Sheffield: My God, what did you do?
- Fran Fine: I didn't say anything to her!
- Maxwell Sheffield: Did you speak to Lester?
- Fran Fine: Oh, I talked to a million people today. You think I remember every Tom, Dick, and Harry?
- [Fran goes to the living room where the wedding ceremony is supposed to take place]
- Kenny Keroucan: [to the seated crowd] Uh... Ladies and gentleman. We're experiencing a little technical difficulties. So for your pre-nuptial enjoyment, the comic stylings of Mr. Kenny Keroucan.
- Kenny Keroucan: [confused] Huh?
- Kenny Keroucan: [after Fran quickly urges Kenny to perform his stand-up routine] So... How many of you been bar mitzvahed?
- [Nigel follows Fran to the hall, where Maxwell is still waiting]
- Nigel Waters: What's happened?
- Maxwell Sheffield: Ah, Nigel. Uh...
- Nigel Waters: Jocelyn? Is she all right?
- [Nigel is about to open the door to the room where Jocelyn is]
- Fran Fine: [excitedly] Don't go in there.
- Nigel Waters: Why not?
- Fran Fine: Uh... It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding?
- Nigel Waters: [after Nigel opens the door and sees Jocelyn kissing Lester, Nigel slams the door closed behind him] I'll say.
- Jocelyn Sheffield: I'd like you all to meet Nigel Waters, the Duke of Salisbury.
- Fran Fine: Oh, I love your steak.
- Nigel Waters: Thank you. Lord Worcestershire and I get together every Sunday for a barbecue.
- Maxwell Sheffield: And the Earl of Sandwich pops by for leftovers.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Jocelyn's coming for a visit. And she's bringing a man.
- Fran Fine: Oh, what a great hostess gift. Gee, I hope she knows my size.
- Fran Fine: Niles, I'm telling you, be it Great Britain or Great Neck, women in love are all the same. When I was engaged to Danny...
- Niles: [suspiciously] Hmm.
- Fran Fine: ...all right, pre-engaged. I knew his favorite song, his favorite food, his favorite back wax. I didn't miss a thing, except that little affair with Heather Biblow.
- Niles: Well, now you know his favorite hobby.