- C.C. Babcock: [flirting] Heya Baby!
- Niles: Hi Dumpling.
- C.C. Babcock: Mmmmm you smell good today. What is that scent you're wearing?
- Niles: Lemon Bowl Fresh. You're wearing those extra wide shoulder pads today.
- C.C. Babcock: I'm not wearing any.
- Niles: [intrigued] Better.
- Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: [to Brighton] Should we be worried about this?
- Brighton Sheffield: [stunned] No, let them experiment. I hope it's just a phase.
- Sylvia Fine: Darling, taking hormones is a natural thing. Your Aunt Addie and your Uncle Artie both took them.
- Fran Sheffield: Ma, that's because Aunt Addie *was* Uncle Artie.
- Sylvia Fine: Shhh, she's collecting two social security checks.