The Nanny (TV Series)

Kindervelt Days (1995)

Daniel Davis: Niles

Quotes 

• C.C. Babcock : "Ooh, Niles, what's the occasion?"

  Niles : It's for you. Congratulations on quitting smoking.

  C.C. Babcock : Oh, Niles, when you quit smoking, you have to be very careful not to gain weight.

  Niles : Oh really?

  [Niles puts a big dob of cream on a cake and slides it to her] 

  C.C. Babcock : The Last time I quit, I gained 25 pounds

  Niles : Eclairs are ready.

  C.C. Babcock : I have to get back to work.

  [CC carries food with her] 

  Niles : Yoo-hoo, Ms. Babcock, teatime.

• Fran Fine : My camp is having a big reunion this weekend. What are you doing Friday night?

  Maxwell Sheffield : [Pretending to check his datebook]  Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday. Oh, meeting of the Tony committee, what a shame! Blast, if it was any other night...

  Fran Fine : Oh, lucky you, it's really Saturday!

  Niles : A blind man in New Jersey saw that one coming, sir.

  Maxwell Sheffield : Miss Fine, I hate reunions. I didn't even go to my own at Eaton.

  Niles : Oh, yes, you did, sir. Don't you remember? You were sulking in the corner because everyone was kissing Jeremy Irons' ass

  [seeing Mr. Sheffield nasty look] 

  Niles : perin, Q-Tips, and Chapstick. Well, I'm off to the drug store.