The Nanny (TV Series)
Kindervelt Days (1995)
Fran Drescher: Fran Fine
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Quotes
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Maxwell Sheffield : [Fran is all smiles and sits on the desk where Max's notes are] You're sitting on John Malkovich.
Fran Fine : I don't hear him complaining.
[still smiling]
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Fran Fine : Oh, my old school books. "Looking for Mr. Goodbar," "Valley of the Dolls..." "Intro to Chemistry"? How'd that get in there?
Brighton Sheffield : What exactly are a person's loins and how do you get them to quiver?
Fran Fine : Give me that. You know what? Stick this in my closet.
[Pausing to think]
Fran Fine : Better yet, put it under my bed.
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Fran Fine : My camp is having a big reunion this weekend. What are you doing Friday night?
Maxwell Sheffield : [Pretending to check his datebook] Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday. Oh, meeting of the Tony committee, what a shame! Blast, if it was any other night...
Fran Fine : Oh, lucky you, it's really Saturday!
Niles : A blind man in New Jersey saw that one coming, sir.
Maxwell Sheffield : Miss Fine, I hate reunions. I didn't even go to my own at Eaton.
Niles : Oh, yes, you did, sir. Don't you remember? You were sulking in the corner because everyone was kissing Jeremy Irons' ass
[seeing Mr. Sheffield nasty look]
Niles : perin, Q-Tips, and Chapstick. Well, I'm off to the drug store.
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Brighton Sheffield : Yow, this is scary. Look, it's a naked picture of that guy from "Evening Shade."
Maggie Sheffield : Oh, gross!
Fran Fine : Oh, my Burt Reynolds' "Cosmo" centerfold!
Sylvia Fine : [Taking the poster from Fran] Darling, that's mine.
Fran Fine : [Taking it back] No, Ma, you laminated yours!
Sylvia Fine : [Both pulling the poster] No, I didn't!
Fran Fine : Yes, you did!
[the poster rips in two, Fran apparently ending with the lower half]
Fran Fine : Oh, well, I guess that's more than Loni got.
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Fran Fine : [Entering her parents' storage room] Oh, wow, look at all these memories... Ma could never throw anything of mine away.
Sylvia Fine : Darling, get all your crap out of here. I'm converting the storage room into a den for your father.
Fran Fine : Ma, this is a den by you? Why don't you just strap him to the wall and slap an iron mask on his face?
Sylvia Fine : You kids, we're not into that.