- [about the severed head in the baking pan]
- Tom Servo: Well, somebody's got a chip on her shoul...
- Crow T. Robot: D'oh! This operation's gonna cost an arm and a le...
- Tom Servo: Zing!
- Mike Nelson: [watching the Doctor run through the woods with his girlfriend's severed head] He's either gonna win the Nobel Prize or the Heisman Trophy!
- Dr. Bill Corbett, in the movie: There are ways.
- Tom Servo: MWAHAHAHA!
- Dr. Bill Corbett, in the movie: There are ways.
- Mike Nelson: Lots of ways, many ways, did I mention there are ways?
- Crow T. Robot: *Ways*!
- Scientist in movie: What's done is done and what I've done is right... it's the work of science.
- Crow T. Robot: Science? I thought you said pizza.
- Tom Servo: [as Jan, the severed head in the movie] You just had to go fast, didn't you? Well look, Mr. Big Shot, now I don't have a body anymore. Are you happy?