Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Parts: The Clonus Horror (1997)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

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Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : [as the clones happily, albeit sluggishly begin biking]  Let's go film tampon commercials everybody!

• Crow T. Robot : [On Dick Sargent]  He looks like an adult fetus.

• Crow T. Robot : You know, The Truth *Is* Out There.

  Tom Servo : Huh, neat.

  Mike Nelson : I'm sure it is.

• [a man in a Speedo gets out of the pool] 

  Mike Nelson : No, no. Stay...

  [Man walks towards the camera] 

  Crow T. Robot : Ugh!

  Mike Nelson : *This* is the horror!

  Tom Servo : Stop it! What have we ever done to you?

• Senator Knight : You've seen the tape?

  Richard Knight : Yeah, and it's scary!

  Crow T. Robot : Adam Sandler's in it!

• Crow T. Robot : [imitating Peter Graves]  Tonight on "Biography," Paulette Breen, who turned down perfectly innocent sexual advances from Peter Graves on the set of the movie "Clonus," who will never work in this town again.