Erin Clements: What are you getting Andrew for his birthday?
Stephanie Clements: It's a secret.
Erin Clements: I can keep a secret.
Stephanie Clements: Oh, Erin, I love you dearly, but you can *not* keep a secret.
Erin Clements: When have I ever told a secret?
Stephanie Clements: You told me Melissa's Mom had a nose job.
Erin Clements: That wasn't a secret. You coulda parked a Honda in her nose before.