My Family (TV Series)

Of Mice and Ben (2002)

Robert Lindsay: Ben Harper

Quotes 

• Ben : Have you seen this? Another note from Janey asking for more money. Ha! She's lucky I don't post my boot up her ar...

  [Sees that Abi's filming] 

  Ben : ... aah, how I miss that cheeky little monkey!

• Ben : [seeing Susan cooking]  What's that?

  Susan : It's my everything-in-the-fridge-stew. I'm using up all the food before it goes bad.

  Ben : Smells like you're a little late.

• Ben : [on Abi wanting to film him and Susan]  I am not having people witness my life! It's bad enough that I have to see it.