Candice Bergen: Murphy Brown

Quotes 

• Murphy Brown : I think this never would have happened to Joan Lunden or Katie Couric. They would have foreseen their baby's favorite food going out of stock, and bought enough of it to feed them into old age. Especially Couric - she hoards things like a demented squirrel.

• Murphy Brown : Can't find anything in this stupid market. Spices are next to cat food; pots and pans are with olive oil. I haven't seen this kind of organization since Clinton's transition team took over.

• Frank Fontana : Isn't she great, Murph? Her name's Michelle. She went to Catholic school, just like I did!

  Murphy Brown : Oh, great. Another person who feels guilty taking a shower without any clothes on.