- Jim Dial: [Shows Avery a crossword puzzle he's working on] Look what I wrote here. "Blorf". That's not a real word. Well, maybe to you it is.
- Corky Sherwood: She realized that, even though she wouldn't be living happily after ever after all, she was going to be okay
- [after telling Avery about her divorce, which she hadn't shared with anyone else yet]