- Andrew J. Lansing III: Let's see what those other vice presidents have to write about me in the executive washroom *now*, dirty-mouthed little cowards!
- Miles Silverberg: Andrew is not a friend. Andrew is... a spawn - a spawn from the fiery bowels of hell.
- Murphy Brown: Research shows people like free money and public executions, but that doesn't mean we have to give it to 'em!