- Murphy Brown: You know, I try to handle this in a civilized manner by choking him, and he brings in lawyers. I should have killed him while I had the chance; this is what I get for being too damn nice.
- Jim Dial: I always knew the man was a scoundrel. Anyone who makes cellular phone calls from a stall in the men's room is capable of anything.
- Murphy Brown: Listen, pal - one more word out of you, and you're gonna be giving your next polygraph to St. Peter.