- Murphy Brown: I've really had it with this holiday. Why couldn't those three wise men have just taken the family out to dinner?
- Murphy Brown: What's the matter with Frank?
- Phil: He just found out he has to buy gifts for Corky, Miles and Jim.
- Murphy Brown: What? What's he doing that for? We agreed we wouldn't - we made a promise!
- Phil: Gee. Somebody in Washington broke a promise. I'm stunned.