- Murphy Brown: Trust me - the place you *don't* want to be is between Cokie Roberts and an aisle. The woman's got a bladder the size of a thimble.
- Jim Dial: Oh, sure - we don't have go-go dancers and psychedelic lighting, yet somehow we manage to put on a damn fine show.
- Phil: If you think I wouldn't throw you outta here just because you're a woman, you should go have a chat with Bella Abzug. All *she* did was look at me funny.
- Murphy Brown: Let me tell you something about old Sam Donaldson: If he sees you've got a free moment, he forces you to help him write dirty limericks about Ted Koppel.