- Jessica Fletcher: [to Cheryl Lodge] I don't want to alarm you but something very sinister is going on here.
- [last lines]
- Sheriff Bodine: Uh, what I need is a week on a beach in Hawaii before I come down with pneumonia. Ah-Ah-Ah...
- Dr. Victor March: Sheriff, are you aware that colds are mostly psychological? Have you ever considered therapy?
- Sheriff Bodine: Huh? Ah-choo!
- Jessica Fletcher: Oh, dear.
- Sheriff Bodine: [after crashing through a window to catch the killer] I took every nail out of that window, but the storm must've warped it shut.