- Kathy Ireland: What are you doing here?
- Rizzo the Rat: Huh? Oh, I jumped the split screen. I need buns of steel by Friday. Heh!
- Rizzo the Rat: Hey, Clifford, this guest star weighs a ton! Maybe we really don't need to drag him all the way to the basement.
- Clifford: Well, what do you usually do with a dead body?
- Rizzo the Rat: I'm a rat. You don't wanna know.
- Clifford: Aw, man, we've got to find somebody who can get us a guest star. Somebody with decades of experience, somebody with the wisdom of Solomon and the vision of DaVinci and the brilliance of Einstein.
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Well, there's only one person who could fit that bill.
- Rizzo the Rat: [holds up a mobile phone] And I've got her on the phone!
- Clifford: You mean...
- Rizzo the Rat: Yes!
- Clifford, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Rizzo the Rat: Kathy Ireland!