Muppets Tonight (TV Series)

Whoopi Goldberg (1996)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Animal, Fozzie Bear

Quotes 

• Miss Piggy : Oh! Ah! There's a creature on the wing! Oh, and it's tearing the plane apart! Oh, someone help, don't you see it?

  William Shatner : Oh, that guy. I've been complaining about him for years. Nobody does anything about it.

• Miss Piggy : [Realizing]  Hey hey hey! We're in the desert! Don't tell me we're lost.

  Randy Pig : Okay, we won't tell you.

• Clifford : Man, Whoopi's doing great! She's killing them out there!

  Zippity Zap : My baby!

  Clifford : We may not even need Miss Piggy for the final number.

  Rizzo the Rat : Whoo! I just hope Miss Piggy doesn't figure that out. Heh heh heh heh heh.

  [back in the limo, Miss Piggy's watching the show on TV] 

  Miss Piggy : Oh, Whoopi's doing great. She's killing out there. They may not even need me for the final number. Oh, I just hope Clifford doesn't figure that out.